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Bye Bye, 45
04:25
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Bye Bye Forty Five
Good bye forty five
We're ain't gonna miss you
You're corrupt as crap so don't come back
And take all of your family with you
You wanted to be a hit 45
Climbin' to the top of the chart
But you couldn't sing or even tune the strings
All you got is a toneless bark
(I said)
Bye bye forty five
You couldn't make democracy die
Get outta town you really should
Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood (no-no-no)
You were thinkin' you're a Colt 45
But you got less POP! than a BB
You're no king or anything
Just an old tweetin' tweety
All that orange'll make you look good
In a brand new DOC jumpsuit
You spoiled your chance, you couldn't dance
So now now we're giving you the boot
(I said)
Bye bye forty five
You couldn't make democracy die
Get outta town you really should
Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood
(And they don't want ya in Florida, neever)
Your future well it's looking bad
You won't have a good legacy
Just remember that you're an offender
How you got here is a mystery
Yeah good bye forty five
And good riddance to you
You're just a con and now you're gone
We can forget all about you
Bye bye forty five
You couldn't make democracy die
Get outta town you really should
Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood
Bye bye forty five
You couldn't make democracy die
Get outta town you really should
Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood
Good bye forty five
You couldn't make democracy die
Get outta town you really should
Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood
Bye bye forty five
You couldn't make democracy die
Get outta town you really should
Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood
Bye bye forty five
Take yer kids, whether they're 4 or 5
Get outta town you really should
Fuck off and die
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Pardon Me
03:34
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Pardon Me
c. '20 A. McClelland
Pardon me I broke the law
But it wasn't it wasn't my fault
I did it cuz for you ya big galoot
So pardon me I'm overdue
All I did was a Caribbean shell
For doing my laundry well
Clean as a whistle or so I thought
But like mustard on your tie I got caught
Pardon me
Pardon me
Pardon me
I paid the admission fee
Ya left Stone upturned and let and Pauli go
And your good friend Sheriff Joe
You didn't forget marshal law Mike
War criminals and the like
You got Jared's daddy off the hook
And Connie Black a Canadian crook
So pardon me it won't hurt anyone
At least not where we come from
George Papadopoulos
Rod Blagovich
They were guilty don't ya see
Why not me? I'm as guilty as could be
Pardon me
Pardon me
Pardon me
Cuz I paid the admission fee
Where or when do ya draw the line
Right after mine would be mighty fine
Much more than Mikey Milken I deserve it
So pardon me please please disburse it
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2020
03:14
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2020
c. '20 Vlayman
You could tell when he said he was runnin'
You could tell what was comin'
No man, it wasn't funny
It was 2020
You could tell when he denied anything
You could tell he was crimin'
You could tell from before the phone call
You already knew it all
You could tell all about it
When they put in to office that piece of shit
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Stay Out of My Card Game
04:07
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Stay Out of My Card Game
c. '20 A. McClelland
It's hard to believe what you say
you outdo crazy every day
it's impossible to burst yer bubble
breakin thru just seems to cause trouble
lotsaa people have tried over time and you just cross another lie
lord know yer not too humble
ya don't evem know when the cookie crumbles
doya think ya run with magic
is yer life that fantastic
ya got yer buttons ya l ike to push
an onslaught a verbal ambush
stay outta my card game
ya deal from thebottom of the deck
ya did it in atlantic city
left town and never paid yer debt
like a judege at a limbo dance
ya lower the bar at every chance
comin; soon itll be on the ground
beneath all the shit yu broke em down
but that's just me and it don't matter
until that is ya fall off the ladder
what ya do is debatable
and yer ego is inflatable
bar a bet it's the best ya can get
top of the line and don'y ya foget
bigger than big larger than large
and all the time yer chatin' at cards
stay outta my card game
ya deal from thebottom of the deck
ya did it in atlantic city
left town and never paid yer debt
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Yer Momma's Number
03:28
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Yer Momma's Number
c. '20 Vlayman
Seen her standin' just off to the side
she was dancin' there all night
Seen her smilin', sweet and mild
she was watchin' me all right
CH: Hey girl, I want yer mother's 2x
Hey girl, I want yer mother's number
She got them blue jeans, faded almost white
Watchi' her dancin' was a delight
She got ther hair up, humor in her eyes
I was watchin' her all right
CH
Yeah I seen you standin' to stage right
I seen you laughin' like a naughty child
And yeah I know you was watchin' me, alrigf ght
But it's her I want tonight
Bridge
I remember bein' 16 years old
I never felt like I could be so bold
I never asked for nuthin'
I s tayed out in the cold
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Then I was 17 and I saw my chance
I seen a lady and I asked her to dance
She's long gone and theres been more besides
I wanna meet yer momma tonight
CH
CH
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