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2020 Wasn't Funny (a e​.​p​.​)

by SILVLAY

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1.
Bye Bye, 45 04:25
Bye Bye Forty Five Good bye forty five We're ain't gonna miss you You're corrupt as crap so don't come back And take all of your family with you You wanted to be a hit 45 Climbin' to the top of the chart But you couldn't sing or even tune the strings All you got is a toneless bark (I said) Bye bye forty five You couldn't make democracy die Get outta town you really should Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood (no-no-no) You were thinkin' you're a Colt 45 But you got less POP! than a BB You're no king or anything Just an old tweetin' tweety All that orange'll make you look good In a brand new DOC jumpsuit You spoiled your chance, you couldn't dance So now now we're giving you the boot (I said) Bye bye forty five You couldn't make democracy die Get outta town you really should Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood (And they don't want ya in Florida, neever) Your future well it's looking bad You won't have a good legacy Just remember that you're an offender How you got here is a mystery Yeah good bye forty five And good riddance to you You're just a con and now you're gone We can forget all about you Bye bye forty five You couldn't make democracy die Get outta town you really should Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood Bye bye forty five You couldn't make democracy die Get outta town you really should Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood Good bye forty five You couldn't make democracy die Get outta town you really should Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood Bye bye forty five You couldn't make democracy die Get outta town you really should Cuz you ain't welcome in the neighbourhood Bye bye forty five Take yer kids, whether they're 4 or 5 Get outta town you really should Fuck off and die
2.
Pardon Me 03:34
Pardon Me c. '20 A. McClelland Pardon me I broke the law But it wasn't it wasn't my fault I did it cuz for you ya big galoot So pardon me I'm overdue All I did was a Caribbean shell For doing my laundry well Clean as a whistle or so I thought But like mustard on your tie I got caught Pardon me Pardon me Pardon me I paid the admission fee Ya left Stone upturned and let and Pauli go And your good friend Sheriff Joe You didn't forget marshal law Mike War criminals and the like You got Jared's daddy off the hook And Connie Black a Canadian crook So pardon me it won't hurt anyone At least not where we come from George Papadopoulos Rod Blagovich They were guilty don't ya see Why not me? I'm as guilty as could be Pardon me Pardon me Pardon me Cuz I paid the admission fee Where or when do ya draw the line Right after mine would be mighty fine Much more than Mikey Milken I deserve it So pardon me please please disburse it
3.
2020 03:14
2020 c. '20 Vlayman You could tell when he said he was runnin' You could tell what was comin' No man, it wasn't funny It was 2020 You could tell when he denied anything You could tell he was crimin' You could tell from before the phone call You already knew it all You could tell all about it When they put in to office that piece of shit
4.
Stay Out of My Card Game c. '20 A. McClelland It's hard to believe what you say you outdo crazy every day it's impossible to burst yer bubble breakin thru just seems to cause trouble lotsaa people have tried over time and you just cross another lie lord know yer not too humble ya don't evem know when the cookie crumbles doya think ya run with magic is yer life that fantastic ya got yer buttons ya l ike to push an onslaught a verbal ambush stay outta my card game ya deal from thebottom of the deck ya did it in atlantic city left town and never paid yer debt like a judege at a limbo dance ya lower the bar at every chance comin; soon itll be on the ground beneath all the shit yu broke em down but that's just me and it don't matter until that is ya fall off the ladder what ya do is debatable and yer ego is inflatable bar a bet it's the best ya can get top of the line and don'y ya foget bigger than big larger than large and all the time yer chatin' at cards stay outta my card game ya deal from thebottom of the deck ya did it in atlantic city left town and never paid yer debt
5.
Yer Momma's Number c. '20 Vlayman Seen her standin' just off to the side she was dancin' there all night Seen her smilin', sweet and mild she was watchin' me all right CH: Hey girl, I want yer mother's 2x Hey girl, I want yer mother's number She got them blue jeans, faded almost white Watchi' her dancin' was a delight She got ther hair up, humor in her eyes I was watchin' her all right CH Yeah I seen you standin' to stage right I seen you laughin' like a naughty child And yeah I know you was watchin' me, alrigf ght But it's her I want tonight Bridge I remember bein' 16 years old I never felt like I could be so bold I never asked for nuthin' I s tayed out in the cold --- Then I was 17 and I saw my chance I seen a lady and I asked her to dance She's long gone and theres been more besides I wanna meet yer momma tonight CH CH

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Truth be told, 2016 through 2020 weren't funny, even when ridiculous. We wish better forthcoming years for all, except those clowns accountable.

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released January 21, 2021

Silv: Guitars, drums, keys, upright bass, backing vox, wrote: "Pardon Me", "Bye Bye, 45" and "Stay Out of My Card Game", derranged "2020"
Vlayman: Bass, acoustic guitar, vox, wrote: "2020", "Yer Momma's Number"

Recorded and mixed at The Silversmith Barn, Commanda, Ontario (Silv)
Recorded and masturded at FetaCentralRecording DDL, Chgo., IL (Vlay)


Fartwork: Jose Jones

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Vlayman Chicago, Illinois

Fat, bald and old - could I be anymo' rock-n-roll?
I play guitar, bass, some keys and percussion, and I try to vocalize. I write and record, and I do so obsessively. Also, I like martoonies, a lot, and I raise my kids, whom I also like, a lot.
Look for me at the TapeOp and TalkBass forums, where I'm vvv, or in various bars in the Loop.
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