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ARRESTED

by MVx2

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1.
Mow the Lawn 04:07
Mow The Lawn c. '16 Vlayman Gettin' married at the happy new year wasn't the best decision we coulda made And even tho' I really loved you my dear mostly I loved gettin' laid I think we met, tho' I'm not really sure But it's probably true, in one or another bar around town And I recall you liked one of them sugary drinks But the Cosmos couldn't keep you around I'm sorry yer gone I'm so sorry yer gone I'm sorry yer gone I reckon I'll mow the lawn Daily life together wasn't really for us And promises of forever din't bring enuff trust And I'm so sorry yer gone I reckon I'll mow the lawn Bridge I hope yer happy wherever you ended up I hope you got everything you wanted, or at least just enuff And I'm so sorry yer gone I reckon I'll mow the lawn 2-cycle oil and unleaded gasoline they make the daze go b y I know you probably don't know what I mean, but then I never learned how to cry And I'm so sorry yer gone I reckon I'll mow the lawn Luna-Summit-MeekC2 G&Kf100_SoulFd-NanoGrail-Jubilee-8Ball-UA110(pad)
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Arrested 04:10
Arrested c. '16 Vlayman All my life I been running towards some kind of resolution It ain't like I got on board with any kind of ultimate solution I tried me this and that both alone and then with some collusion It ain't nothing really grabbed or started no fuckin' revolution I been standing here screaming, No more will I be tested I always been well-meaning even when I couldn't get arrested Saved my life to understand that a man gotsa have a goal It ain't enuff to hold yerself in yer hand and that's something you oughta know And i f I'm gonna make a demand I'll be sure to talk real slow Because I need y'all to understand that I'm about ready to go I been crying and dreaming, screaming as I protested I 'm gonna have to be leaving here now I know I can't get arrested You wanna steal early and often and say you made a fine decision You always smoke and choke and start coughing, not sure you wanna keep on living You got thoughts you always talk about and some thoughts that you keep hidden You took yer shot so now look what you got, you ain't about to be forgiven I been standing here screaming, No more will I be tested I always been well-meaning even when I couldn't get arrested I been crying and dreaming, screaming as I protested I 'm gonna have to be leaving here now I know I can't get arrested
3.
When I Arrive c. '16 Vlayman If you see me coming, step aside, step aside If you see me coming, step aside, or die If you see me walkin', run and hide, run and hide If you see me walkin', run and hide, or die If you hear me talkin', let it ride, let it ride If you hear me talkin', let it ride, or die If you see me coming, just abide, just abide If you see me coming, just abide, or die When I arrive, Nothin' else matters You wanna stay alive, run and scatter or die
4.
Headache (for Tom's wife) c. '16 Los Martoonies Sometimes it's too cold in here And usually I'm a little too loud You gotta speak right up my dear and not be so goddamn proud I, didn't mean to do it, that thing you hate Sometimes I get excited I turn it up, shake the walls I'm easily delighted, you know Until the police get called I, didn't mean to do it, that thing you hate Sometimes it's too hot in here And that's when I might get a little loud That's when you gotta yell in my ear And tell me to turn it down I didn't mean to do it, that thing you hate Didn't mean to give you no headache Yeah, I know I play too loud Screaming solos like it's metal It ain't to piss you off, y'know I just love my edals I, didn't mean to do it, that thing you hate Didn't mean to give you no headache I, didn't mean to do it, that thing you hate Didn't mean to give you no headache DoctorsNot: 11 4 4 8
5.
Desperate (Reason to Be) c. '16 Vlayman I ain't never thought me to be the kind that looked for the worse I always see the reasonable side of things Like, a glass half empty has never seemed a curse And I don't need no diamonds on my rings But living like this is a reason to be desparate Because living like this is a reason to be desperate You ain't never exhibited no suicidal thing I never expected to see you wanna go that way And if sometimes you'd really rather cry than sing I still figured you'd be around today But living like that was a reason to be desparate Because living like that was a reason to be desperate Many is the man or woman felt they couldn't go on Their belt was tightened almost to their spine Laments and funeral dirges had become their song And I confess it's now that they are mine
6.
Eat Your Dreams c. '16 Vlayman There ain't no accounting for taste Everything ain't used is waste You have to take it as it comes Swallow hard, my lttle one Listenin' to yer fantasies I know just what you mean I want to eat your dreams There ain' no sense in moderation It's a sin to have last call If you don't give into yer frustration You'll get it all Lookin' at your motor rev I bet you keep it clean I want to eat your dreams Speaking in tongues is sompin' you do well I like yer eyeliner also Ain't much about you ain't make me swell I ain't mean to hassle Listenin' to yer pillow-talk I know just what you mean I want to eat your dreams Every thing about you makes me have to get obscene I want to eat your dreams
7.
Build It There c. '16 Vlayman Gonna erect a marble tower I started thinking of it in the shower It's gonna reach right to the sky at least that's something I'm willing to try I wanna get that high Gonna erect a marble tower Build it there Gonna pave over the dry desert Use all my brains and my best effort Gonna make a truth out of the lie at least that's something I'm gonna try I wanna get that high Gonna pave the desert Build it there Holes and cracks and meaningless acts are never something I get tired of Holes and cracks and meaningless acts are what the best parts of life are made of Holes and cracks and meaningless acts Aaah-aaah Solo Gonna dig a fearsome ditch Gonna be a sunofabitch Gonna fill it in then bye & bye at least that's something I'm gonna try I wanna get that high Then fill it in bye & bye Build it there CH MD421n-Eureka G&Lf100_TriWah-Meat-Muff-Glove-NiteTrn-Blue8Ball-UA110(pad)
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How You Do 03:57
ow You Do c. '16 Vlayyman You know I can't depend upon learning all the facts from you I know how you do Thinline(brd)_M8E-ShinyBox-UA110 I know where yer comin' from, I know what you done I know where yer comin' from, how you get yer fun I know where yer comin' from, I know what you done I know what you done 3x I know how you do There are them what say no way to you they know how you do they know how you do There is nothin' left to say to you I know how you do
9.
I Can Tell 03:56
I Can Tell c. '16 Vlayman _ I could sit down and talk about everything that makes me wanna be with you It won't do no good I can tell I can tell I could lie back and confess everything that makes me wanna run from you It won't do no good I can tell I can tell I could get up and dance about everything that makes me wanna boogie witch you It won't do no good I can tell It won't do no good SOLO It won't do no good I can tell I can tell 64 I could stand here and sing about everything that makes me wanna get witch you It won't do no good I can tell It won't do no good I can tell
10.
All on My Own c. '16 Vlayman I started worrying about you the first night you didn't come home I started growing fearful right after I realized I was alone I ended up freaking out All on my own All on my own

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Mark & Mike's 4th album, with stalwart Grankspoine (#3, 5) and Los Martoonies guitarist TomS (#4) along for the heart-massage.

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released March 19, 2017

Drums: MarkV
Keys & horns & guitar on # 3, 5: Grankspoine
Guitars on # 4: TomS
All else: MikeV (Vlayman)

Drums recorded at Renae's Place; overdubs and mixing and masturding at Feta Central DDL.

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Vlayman Chicago, Illinois

Fat, bald and old - could I be anymo' rock-n-roll?
I play guitar, bass, some keys and percussion, and I try to vocalize. I write and record, and I do so obsessively. Also, I like martoonies, a lot, and I raise my kids, whom I also like, a lot.
Look for me at the TapeOp and TalkBass forums, where I'm vvv, or in various bars in the Loop.
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