Li'l Monster, by Vlayman

Li'l Monster

by Vlayman

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1.	OOMVEDG 03:23	lyrics	buy track
OOMVEDG c. '15 Vlayman Olives, onyums, mushrooms, vermout', extra dry gin Drums: nettage Basses: Firebird-Brick-1176 Alvarez-Brick-1176 Gtrs: Tele(Meat-OilCan-SoulVibe-AshdnOctave)-MXLv69ME-PM1000 Vox: EV664A-Brick-1176
2.	Christine D. w. M. Vezina 04:10	lyrics	buy track
Christine D. (for a college sweetheart) c. '15 Vlayman Inna room, with beers and bongs and music way too loud It were a party, and we was dedicated to gettin' plowed But you my girl, you had somethin' else on yer mind And it was me, I guess you figured I could be kind We was the highest, the kings of every thing we could conceive And you was smiling, little girl you made me believe We left that party, and you took me back into my room And I recall with a smile, how you learned me not to leave too soon Oh Christine, you with yer funny nose My Christine, I always loved how you turned up yer toes Just eighteen, and I think you was a little less But for that summer. there ain't no doubt you was my best Girl, we had it all, or at least just what we thought we needed And when we was through, you said you kinda loved me and I believed ya. Oh Christine, you with yer funny nose My Christine, I always loved how you turned up yer toes You was a ride, and mebbe I was that for you, too Deep inside, if you ever told yerself the wanton truth We was good, and then we wanted what we wanted to do But for a while, all I was buzzed and it was all sabout you Drums: M. Vezina Bass: HnrB2-Brick-1176 Gtrs: Strat(wah-MemToy)-HRDX-AKG100d-ISA1 Voc: Trion8000-ISA1-VLA2
3.	Li'l Monster w. Grankspoine 03:33	lyrics	buy track
Li'l Monster w. Grankspoine c. '15 Vlayman You like to throw you a good one Ya spit and snarl and act the crazy one You won't calm down and ya run around And there ain't no way anybody's gonna have any fun No nobody's gonna have Ooooh, you little monster I won't let ya scare me Many peeps is frightened off They ain't doin' what you clearly want You won't calm down and ya run around And there ain't no way anybody's gonna have any fun Ooooh, you little monster I don't let ya scare me Doors slam and windows break It's pretty clear your tantrum ain't fake You won't calm down and ya run around And there ain't no way anybody's gonna have any fun Ooooh, you little monster I won't let ya scare me Ain't yer fault is what you say, who loves their parents anyway You won't calm down and ya run around And there ain't no way anybody's gonna have any fun q Ooooh, you little monster I won't let ya scare me Ooooh, you little monster I don't let ya scare me Drums: nettage Bass: IbzAc-brick-dbx160XT Vox: AKGd310-Eureka Keys, Guitars, Perussion: Grankspoine
4.	Finger Out 03:46	lyrics	buy track
Finger Out c. '15 Vlayman You are never inna hurry Nothin' ever seems to bother you You sit there with yer peas & curry Ain't a duty in the world for you It makes me, yeah, it makes me wanna shout Get yer finger out You act like you got nothin' to do You ain't got a worthy thing to say Yeah, it's written all over you, Jack You only get wasted every day It makes me, yeah, it makes me wanna shout Get yer finger out Yer momma told you, son And it's a well known story 'round here She say, "It's aiight to have you some fun But yer bringin' me tears" Drums: nettage Basses: P(DODbassSq.)-MMhd130(Mrlbro12)-Kickball-_Brick-dbx160A(slave) P(DODIbzPhathd.)-MMhd130(Mrlbro12)-Kickball-PM1000-dbx160A RthmGtrs: Tele-TT-EVnd-PM1000 LdGtrs: Paul-TT-EVnd-PM1000
5.	I Don't Believe 03:49	lyrics	buy track
I Don't Believe c. '15 Vlayman I don't understand any thing that you say I don't understand what you want from me I don't believe in anything that I can't see I don't believe in your love for me I don't believe 3x Can't you see I can't comprehend how you live your life I can't comprehend what you want from me I don't believe in anything that I can't see I don't believe in your love for me I don't believe in anything that I can't see I don't believe in your love for me I don't believe in anything that I can't see I don't believe in your love for me Drums: nettage Vox: ADK B6-Brick-RNLA Bass: DeanFL-Brick-dbx160XT Gtrs: LP_SoulFood-ProJr.-E609-PM1000
6.	Punk (You get too) 03:55	lyrics	buy track
Punk (You get too) You been wearin' yer Doc Martins out It ain't been a week yet up to now I ain't never seen you azza friend I di'n't see you what you done there at the end CH: You get too punk, you are too drunk Yer mohawk's dumb And you really ain't foolin' no one Garlic on yer breath cuts through the scent of microbrew Gold cross on yer chest, if I hadda bet it's what you do CH: Momma's little ruff boy, you act so tuff You big and strong and and think yer fast enuff Until I kick you in the nuts CH Get along li'l doggie, get on out the door Gonna knock you down you poseur clown you hardcore whore CH 4x Drums: Nettage Bass: P-MMhd130(Mrlboro12)-Kickball-PM1000-dbx166A _Brick-bx166A(slave P(SoulFood)-MMhd130(Mrlboro12)-Kickball-PM1000-PulteqDX Vox: SM7b-Eureka-RNLA_Sm63L(Slave) RthmGtrs: IbzGold(QSBII)-ProJr-#609-PM1000 LdGtrs: IbzGold(MeatJr-SoulFood)-ProJr-#609-PM1000
7.	Real Me 03:39	lyrics	buy track
Real Me c. '15 Vlayman Pretty women treat me like frogs I kiss 'em once and then I turn into a dog You may not believe me But this is the real me Makin' money is like science fiction You get it once and it becomes a addiction Whiskey is why I go to town To get some more because it always goes on down So smooth, I usually need some more I'm always runnin' off to the store Drums: nettage Bass: Alvz(BassSqz-PD7-FX25-OM2)-Brick-dbx160XT TRthmGtrs: ele(MeatJr)-QSBII)-ProJr-E609-Brick LdGtrs: Tele(MeatJr-SoulFood)Marshall-E609-Brick-VLA2 Vox: SM7b-Brick-VLA2-Track 13.wav
8.	Surfer (I'm a) 03:32	lyrics	buy track
Surfer (I'm a) c. '15 Vlayman I set up my board, it's plenty waxed I set up my board, and I go on the attack I set up my board, You should be scared I dive right in, I start to swim I dive right in, into yer sins I dive right in, You should be scared I'm a surfer Know just what I'm gonna do I'm a surfer Who's gonna hack you Oh yeah, I'm down deep, I'm a creep, I'm a creep Oh yeah, you shoo'nt sleep, you shoo'nt sleep I'm a creep, I'm a creep Drums: nettage RthmGtr: Tele(Meat)-HRDX-AKGd1000-PM1000 LdGtr: Tele(MeatJr-SoulFood)-HRDX-AKGd1000-PM1000 Basses: DeanFL-Brick-dbx160XT Vox: MXLv69ME-Altec1589b-1176
9.	Soul Food 03:26	lyrics	buy track
Soul Food c. '15 Vayman I need me some nourishment or I'll persish I'll die Gimme some soul food Some soul food I need me some encouragement or I'll persish I'll die Gimme some soul food Some soul food I need me jusdt one good huggin' or I'll stay depressed Unable to cry Gimme some soul food Some soul food I need me some red-hot lovin' Now get undressed And be mine Gimme some soul food Some soul food Drums: nettage RthmGtrs: LP_SoulFood-ProJr-E609-PM1000 Bass: P-Brick-dbx160XT Vox: ADK A6-PM1000-RNLA
10.	Done 4 04:21	lyrics	buy track
Done 4 c. '15 Vlayman I know I'm your creature but I never figured you wouldn't let go But they always told me this is the way it is as they've always known You bring us here and you say we must do as you bid The way it is, my dear, there's no chance to debate or even beg So soon done for, What was I begun for? 3x And now I hear you scratchin' Scratchin' at my door You the one who brought me to life, you created me as you wanted me to be Sharper than the edge of a razor knife and able to follow you faithlessly You asked and demanded and it made no dif'rence I always done as you bid I'm your creature, just half a man and there's no chance to debate or even beg (It does no good) Drums: nettage Bass: Alvz-Brick-1176 Vox: Sputnik-UA110-RNLA Gtrs: Tele-VT60-AKGd1000e-PM1000

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Yet another in the epic ongoing sound of the unheard herd.

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released October 18, 2015

Grankspoine does guitars and keys, etc. on #3.
M. Vezina does drums on # 2.
Vlayman does poo-poo everywhere.

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Vlayman Chicago, Illinois

Fat, bald and old - could I be anymo' rock-n-roll?
I play guitar, bass, some keys and percussion, and I try to vocalize. I write and record, and I do so obsessively. Also, I like martoonies, a lot, and I raise my kids, whom I also like, a lot.
Look for me at the TapeOp and TalkBass forums, where I'm vvv, or in various bars in the Loop. ... more

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