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Pussy Hat

by Vlayman

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1.
Being Crazy 03:41
Being Crazy c. '18 Vlayman Seven pistolas inna pawnshop window so I go in to take a look My old man's watch and my last hunnert dollar bill was just about all it took To walk out of there, strapped and ready, strapped and ready for the night It felt alright Oooh-ooh, It ain't that Im lazy Oooh-ooh, But it looks like fun Oooh-ooh, Being crazy Three and a half hours later was two from midnight so I took a seat at the bar I hadda have 'em line up the shots from left to right so I didn't hafta go too far Oooh-ooh, It ain't that Im lazy Oooh-ooh, But it looks like fun Oooh-ooh, Being crazy Pistola in my pocket and I felt I was ready So I sat there and had me my drinks The boys in the corner was keeping an eye on me but they really din't know what to think And when you come in walkin' with yo' held so high, I knew the man with you was a minute shor of dyin', yeah, It felt alright Oooh-ooh, It ain't that Im lazy Oooh-ooh, But it looks like fun Oooh-ooh, Being crazy Oooh-ooh, It ain't that Im lazy Oooh-ooh, But it looks like fun Oooh-ooh, Being crazy And now I'm done Drums: nettage Bass: FernandesTremor_Rt66Cmprsr-BA108-PV520i-Brick Vox: BeyerSndStr2-VC1Q Tambo, Cowbell: Sndstrr2-VC1Q Gtrs: SX1Thinline_Board-ProJr-635a-Brick
2.
A Real Sharp Hoe c. '18 Vlayman She's diggin' my action She's diggin' my ground Lookin' for earthy satisfaction She wants to to hang around She makes her self useful She ain't like nuthin' you know She's a real sharp hoe She gots a smell about her Kinda sweet and dirty A touch of fertilizer I think I already called her earthy She makes her self useful She ain't like nuthin' you know She's a real sharp hoe She coulda been a farmer's daughter She coulda been a joke Instead she's used to slaughter Line 'em inna row She makes her self useful She ain't like nuthin' you know She's a real sharp hoe She makes her self useful She ain't like nuthin' you know She's a real sharp hoe She makes her self useful She ain't like nuthin' you know She's a real sharp hoe a real sharp hoe Drums: nettage Basses: HnrSlvr_Meat_MulitPlxr_Efilter-BA108-PV520i-Brick-160 Vox: Luna-VC1Q4 Gtr: SX1Thinline_BlackstarY_Distotron_MemBoy--HRDXEV609-UA710 Keys: Yamaha YC
3.
Boilin' Bunnies c. '18 Vlayman You been hanging 'round here far too much I think you been standing way too close It ain't that I don't love ya some But I sure ain't love you the most Havin' drinks is sompin' we can do, and mabe take in a show or two But there's sompin' I gotta tell you I need to bring this to an end CH: I hear you been boiling bunnies again Been a long time I been knowin' you And been a long time since it was we two There ain' nothin' changed what you can do I will bring this to an end CH 2x Yeah, you been hanging 'round far too much And I'm afraid you lost yer touch You lost yer mind, my little friend I gotta bring this to an end CH 4x Drums: nettage Bass: Frnds_Rt66Cmpressor-BA108-PV520i-Brick-160XT_VC3Q Vox: BeyerSndStr2-VC1Q Gtr: Mark Cline, Start-POD (M/S re-amp-NOS R2-VC1Q)
4.
All My Exes c. '18 Vlayman They live on what I give 'em And what they can steal I don't owe 'em nothin', son You see that ain't the deal They stole al lot they did Stole from my life They tried to take it a couple times, they did, my ex-wives All my exes don't pay taxes All my exes don't pay taxes All my exes don't pay taxes They don't pay taxes they claim they got no income They say they live on the dole B ut it ain't their only source of income I'll have ya know I throw 'em a spare hunnert Talkin' ' bout couple work the pole And the one sells used cars The other's a movie star, ya know Drums: Silversmith Vox: CAD Trion8000-VC1Q Gtr: SX1Thinline_The Weapon-ProJr-EV609-Brick-160XT Bass: HnrSlvr_Rt66Cmp-BA108-PV5201-Brick-160XT_VC3Q
5.
My Bulldozer 03:32
My Bulldozer c. '18 Vlayman Diggin' ditches how earn my pay Pavin' roads to make yer right of way Sweatin' hard until the end of the day Ain't nothin' else to say CH: Over and over I run my bulldozer Big ol yeller thang made by Cat A big ol' blade and a cuppla tracks Runs on deisel burns a thousand gallons a day Ain't nothin' else to say CH Got some women flaggin' at the site They's all married and really ain't my type I hit the tavern at the end of the day Ain't nothin' else to say CH I built some shit and I knock some down You can find my tread tracks all over this here town Union job is how I get my pay Ain't nothin' else to say CH 4x Drums: nettage Bass: Frnds_Rt66Cmprs-Brick-160XT_VC3Q Vox: BeyerSndst2-VC1Q Gtrs: SX1Thinline_Rt66Cmprsr_Boneshaker-ProJr-PV5201-Brick-160XT_VC3Q
6.
Girl inna Pussy Hat (I Fell in Love with) c. '18 Vlayman Seen her for the first time standing Onna train platform I must been 35 before The day that she was born She makes me feel so alive Shakes me to my core I fell in love with a girl inna pusssy hat And I'm alri-i-ight with that My momma she done told me Be careful what you go and ask for I used to think I hadda enuff But now I know I want her more 2x: I fell in love with a girl inna pusssy hat And I'm alri-i-ight with that Some kindsa men be threatened by her They ain't understand She's tellin' y'all no more, assholes But I'm her kinda man Drums: nettage Bass: HnrFL_Rt66Cmp-BA108-PV520i-Brick-160_VC3Q AcGtrs: Martin-PV520i-Brick-16XT_NOS R2-VC1Q Vox: Luna-VC1Q ElecGtr: Tele-Marshall-Luna-VC1Q
7.
The Fights 04:25
The Fights c. ' Vlayman I feel so good since the first line of my medication wore off I think I'm gonna last all night It ain't the meth that makes me love you, you know It's the fight We go all night It's the fights It's the fights Some might as well get in a cage to express their rage They go for days without gettin' paid or laid and then they go on the attack Some of 'em never come back They go all night It's the fights It's the fights Do you got you a rooster or mebbe a junkyard dog I swear ther'es them would fight squirrels ore even feral hogs They gott get the blood smell to feel well They gotta live in hell They go all night It's the fights It's the fights We go all night It's the fights It's the fights SOLO Repeat choruses Drums: nettage HnrSilver-BA108-PV520i-Brick-60XT_VC3Q Gtr: SX1 Thinline_TheWeapon-HRDX-635a-UA110 Vox: Senn Mk4-VC1Q

about

Azza wannabe would-be whiskey rock-n-roller, I was sorta kinda mebbe inspired by L. Skynyrd here, even if it ain't hardly-like sound thataway.

All the widdle is dedicated to Grankspoine - "Seeya on the next one."

credits

released April 25, 2018

Drums on "All My Exes": Silversmith (Canada)
Guitars on "Boilin' Bunnies": Mark Cline (California)
The first line on "The Fights" nearly quotes Sunshine - really, that's her name.
Other than the above, all was writ, recorded, mixt, masturd and otherwise messed-up at FetaCentralRecording DDL on the *south*-side of Chi, by Vlayman between 4-13 and 4-25-18.

Fartwork by Jose Jones

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Vlayman Chicago, Illinois

Fat, bald and old - could I be anymo' rock-n-roll?
I play guitar, bass, some keys and percussion, and I try to vocalize. I write and record, and I do so obsessively. Also, I like martoonies, a lot, and I raise my kids, whom I also like, a lot.
Look for me at the TapeOp and TalkBass forums, where I'm vvv, or in various bars in the Loop.
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