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Weary & Weird

by Vlayman

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1.
First Rodeo 03:51
First Rodeo c. '15 Vlayman Produx Saddle up now little woman Use both yer hands and grab the horn The reins in yer teeth will keep me sweet And I promise I'll stay here until I'm gone Here I come and There I go, all ya need to know is It ain't my first rodeo Hold on to yer hat now baby Ain't no arguing that yer gonna ride Squeeze yer eyes shut and hold on tight Keep a strong grip with yer thighs Here I come and There I go, all ya need to know is It ain't my first rodeo After you take the trophy After you done gone and rode this bronco down You can stop chewin' on the reins then Until it's time to start the final round Here I come and There I go, all ya need to know is It ain't my first rodeo Drums: nettage BadRicky-Brick-dbx160XT Vox: SennMK4-Summit-1176 Gtrs: Tele(MXR'78)-ProJr-PR628-ISA1(pad) Tele(MXR'78)-ProJr-MXL860(Durham)-UA710
2.
LGBS 03:37
LGBS c. '14 Vlayman Products Got me tired with a big headache, Don't ya know when yer a-makin' a mistake? You ain't the one sez how's it gonna go, You ain't the one and I'm-a lettin' you know _ You don't wanna eat and you don' wanna play, You never wanna try and do it any other way, You ain't real happy when you ain't in command, And I ain't lettin' you be the man I'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshit I'm-a tellin' ya, that's it, That's it, I'm-a tellin' ya, I'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshit When ya come home you go straight to bed Or ya lie around the house like yer about be dead You never really have anything interesting to say, And ya whine and ya pout when you don't get it yer way I'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshit I'm-a tellin' ya, that's it, That's it, I'm-a tellin' ya, I'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshit Time to grow up my baby little girl Use yer common sense to make yer way in this world Stop with the self-pity and alla the resentment Work on yer confidence and find some contentment I'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshit I'm-a tellin' ya, that's it, That's it, I'm-a tellin' ya, I'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshit Drums: nettage Bass: HnrJazz-Brick-dbx166A Vox: CAD M9-ISA1-RNC Rthm Gtrs: G&Lf100-TT-SuperluxPR629-Brick_SB23l(Durham)ISA1-RNC_ LdGtrL: G&Lf100-ProJr-SuperluxPR629-Brick LdGtrRt: G&Lf100-PoJr-SB23l(Durham)ISA1-RNC
3.
Repeatin' Myself (Again) c. '14 Vlayman Produx I don't mean to be repeating myself I don't mean to be I don't mean to be repeating myself But I be repeating myself __ I don't mean to be duplicating I don't to mean be I don't mean to be duplicating But I been hating myself __ I don't mean to be repeating myself I don't mean to be I don't mean to be repeating myself But I be repeating myself __ I ain't intendin' to be comprehendin' I ain't intendin' I ain't intendin' to be comprehendin' I've no idear what I fuckin' mean __ I never planned to be elliptical I never planned to be I never planned to be elliptical Hysterical, hypocritical __ I don't mean to be repeating myself I don't mean to be I don't mean to be repeating myself But I be repeating myself Drums: Nettage Bas: Alvz-Brick-dbx160XT Vox: RE320-UA110-RNLA RthmGtrs: G&Lf100(DODpre)-TT-EVnd3088-PM1000 LdGtr: G&Lf100(DODpre)-TT-EVnd3088-PM1000_RE320-PM1000-RNLA
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Weary & Weird c. '15 Vlayman Produx You come upon me round near closing time I'm the last in line you oughta wanna talk to And when they say that you just ain't my kind you know they're being kind Even tho' they don't want to You ain't gotta be a- scared I'm just a little weary and weird It's (just) been that kinda night (life) I been here since right after openin' Sittin' here drinkin', yeah, sittin' here and hopin' That all the dreams I have just won't keep floatin' Away, so whaddya say? You wanna be my dream gir? My week is over and I'm well into the end Of a kinda bender like I ain't had in forever, my friend And so I ask you to look at me, right here in the eye and ask yerself, do ya think I could ever learned to cry Drums: nettage Bass: EpiGoth-Brick-dbx160XT Vox: SennMK4-Summit-1176 RthmGtrs: Tele-ProJr-Superlux-ISA1(pad)_MXL860(Durham)-UA710 LdGtr: Lzrd-ProJr-Superlux-ISA1(pad)_MXL860(Durham)-UA710
5.
I Gave at the Office c. '15 Vlayman Produx CH I gave at the office I swear I'm tellin' the truth It may not be the only explanation But it's all you can use They caught me on the corner I'd thought I'd left it all behind It wasn't like I knew there was a risk, no That I was runnin' outta time I seen a shadow on the paving stones As I crossed the alleyway I seen that they was comin' at me There's nothin more I wanna say But yeah, I layed my money down A hunnert dollars on the ground And when they bent down to pick it up Is when I fucked 'em up So if the police say they wanna know If the lawyer says you gotta say You tell 'em that you hadda lend me beer money Not really knowin' when you'd get paid Drums: BL Bass: HnrJazz-VC3Q Vox: MXLv77-UA110-MeekC2 BV's: Solaris-UA110-MeekC2 RthmGtrs: MIJstrat(digivrb)-ProJr-Superluxpr628-ISA1(pad)_MXLryr-UA710(pad) LdGtr: Paul(digivrb)-ProJr-Superluxpr628-ISA1(pad)_MXLryr-UA710(pad)
6.
Lighthouse c. '15 On the lonely sea of life It's hard to see where I'm goin' Onna cloudy rainy night Where there ain't no stars are showin' Oh, won't you show me where I am Oh, won't ya help me understand Be my shining light My lighthouse in the night Oh, My lighthouse in the night Way off the rocky coast Out on the stormy ocean I been tryna make the most Of whatever you been showin' me Oh, won't you show me where I am won't ya help me understand Be my guiding light My lighthouse in the night It's like I'm onna one man raft Lost at sea and so alone And you might be the very last The last to ever know me Oh, won't you show me where I am Ohwon't ya help me understand Be my shining light My lighthouse in the night On the lonely sea of life It's hard to see where I'm goin' Onna cloudy rainy night Where there ain't no stars are showin' Drums: Nettage Bass: HnrHdlessJazz-Brick-dbx160XT Vox: RE320-UA110-RNLA RthmGtrs: G&Lf100(FX98-DODpre)-TT-EVnd3088-PM1000_RE320-PM1000-RNLA
7.
Without You 03:38
Without You c. '15 Vlayman Produx I'm pretty sure now that you've left me here with my jones There ain't no point in my staying here all alone I'm thinkin' that I know just what I'm gonna do What it will take to see me through I'm pretty sure now that you've gone and taken all my purpose There ain't no point in letting alla this get worse And I'm thinkin' that I know just what I'm gonna do What it will take to see me through I'm sure I'm sure how it is I want to carry on and I know There ain't no point in my staying here, I gotta go I'm thinkin' that I know just what I'm gonna do What it will take to see me through I'm going nowhere without you I'm pretty sure now that all I have now is my jones There ain't no point in tryna make it home to atone I'm thinkin' that I know just what I'm gonna do What it will take to see me through I'm going nowhere without you Drums: Nettage Bass: HnrJazz-Brick-dbx166A Vox: CAD M9-ISA1-RNC Gtrs: G&Lf100(digivrb-shrtimer-BarberDD)-ProJR-SupeluxPRA628-Brick
8.
The Lesson 04:06
The Lesson c. '15 Vlayman Produx Yer mouth has no filter You don't care who you hurt Your world's off-kilter Soon you'll nap in the dirt I don't wanna keep you guessin' It's important that you not get to messin' When you see my Smith & Wesson I know you'll take this lesson Yer love has no meaning You bleed without thought You took all you could babe And now you're caught Yer brain has no filter You don't care if you get hurt Your whole world's off-kilter Soon you'll nap in the dirt I don't wanna keep you guessin' It's important that you not get to messin' When you see my Smith & Wesson I know you'll take this lesson Yer love has no meaning You bleed without thinking When you see my Smith & Wesson I know you'll take this lesson I know you'll take this lesson Drums: Nettage Bass: HnrHdls-Brick-dbx160XT Gtrs: G&Lf100((MXR+)-Mrshl-D190-Brick-dbx160XT_Mrshl-RE320-UA110-RNLA G&Lf100-Mrshl-D190-Brick-dbx160XT_Mrshl-RE320-UA110-RNLA Vox: MXL V77-UA110-RNLA BV's: RE320-UA110-RNLA
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Funny c. '14 GC There was a day, sometime back Just another day, in the past Nobody knowed about that, Nobody knowed about that Nobody knowed about that There was a day, I couldn't say Nothin' at all about that October 25, 2014 There was a time I lost my mind That was some time ago There was a time I lost my mind Ain't nobody ever supposed to know There was a time, I couldn't say Nothin' at all about that Insanity is a funny thing ... .. funny as it gets ... are ya laughin' yet? There was a year, back in the day Just another time that went away Nobody ever stayed, Nobody ever stayed Nobody ever stayed There was a year, I couldn't say Nothin' at all about that Drums: Cline Gtrs: Cline Bass: Alvz-Eureka Vox: Senn MK4-Eureka
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Invincible Mouth c. 15, Adrian Delso & Vlayman Invincible mouth, Wot a north-and-south; Hampsteads shine like gold. Invincible mouth, Cummin' north-to-south; Chicago shines like gold. CH: Don't he look great? He can't half plate! Slapping it around her minge. Don't she look great? Not cummin' half late Slapping it around her minge. Flying through the air With a boatrace full of hair Talk about pen and ink. Flying through the air Nothin's hardly fair Talk about a faceful of stink Never mind her chuff. If you think that's rough Cop a load of her sudden death. Never mind that chuff. If you think that's tough Cop a load of her deathly breath. Don't he look great? He can't half plate! Slapping it around her minge. Don't she look great? Not cummin' half late Slapping it around her minge." Just add widdle and a CRS translator. Drums: paul L_H2 Basses: Alvz-Brick-dbx160XT Vox: GAPd2-VC1Q Gts: G&Lf100-HaflerT2-ADAmicrocab-Summit

about

So I been writing and recording as always and I tried to put a band together in early '15 and it wasn't too good and then they kicked me out/I quit because, dammit, I'm writing and don't wanna do but the odd covers and if ya check out no.'s 3, 6, 8, & 10 you could hear what mighta been - the drummer's even on the last one, what my Ainglish friend Delso wrote the lyrics on.
Now, no. 9 is what mighta been if Sr, Cline ain't live in Cali, but we can still make music, kinda virtual-band stylee, wif him on the guitar and writing the music and me on the rest ...
Matter of fact, asides the afore-mentioned drums, I done alla this stuff, with the assistance at various times of Mr. Seagrams, Mr. Grant, Mr. Williams, Br. Bushmill and a buncha coffee but no hookers or blow.

credits

released April 5, 2015

First Rodeoc. '15 Vlayman ProduxSaddle up now little womanUse both yer hands and grab the hornThe reins in yer teeth will keep me sweetAnd I promise I'll stay here until I'm goneHere I come and There I go, all ya need to know is It ain't my first rodeoHold on to yer hat now baby
Ain't no arguing that yer gonna rideSqueeze yer eyes shut and hold on tightKeep a strong grip with yer thighsHere I come and There I go, all ya need to know is It ain't my first rodeoAfter you take the trophy
After you done gone and rode this bronco downYou can stop chewin' on the reins thenUntil it's time to start the final roundHere I come and
There I go, all ya need to know is It ain't my first rodeoDrums: nettageBadRicky-Brick-dbx160XTVox:SennMK4-Summit-1176Gtrs:Tele(MXR'78)-ProJr-PR628-ISA1(pad)Tele(MXR'78)-ProJr-MXL860(Durham)-UA710LGBS
c. '14 Vlayman ProductsGot me tired with a big headache,Don't ya know when yer a-makin' a mistake?You ain't the one sez how's it gonna go,
You ain't the one and I'm-a lettin' you knowYou don't wanna eat and you don' wanna play,You never wanna try and do it any other way,You ain't real happy when you ain't in command,And I ain't lettin' you be the manI'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshitI'm-a tellin' ya,that's it,That's it, I'm-a tellin' ya, I'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshithen ya come home you go straight to bedOr ya lie around the house like yer about be deadYou never really have anythinginteresting to say,And ya whine and ya pout when you don't get it yer wayI'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshitI'm-a tellin' ya, that's it,That's it, I'm-a tellin' ya, I'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshit
Time to grow up my baby little girlUse yer common sense to make yer way in this worldStop with the self-pity and alla the resentmentWork on yer confidence and find some contentment I'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshitI'm-a tellin' ya, that's it,That's it, I'm-a tellin' ya, I'm so tired of yer little-girl bullshitDrums: nettage
Bass: HnrJazz-Brick-dbx166AVox: CAD M9-ISA1-RNCRthm Gtrs: G&Lf100-TT-SuperluxPR629-Brick_SB23l(Durham)ISA1-RNC_LdGtrL:G&Lf100-ProJr-SuperluxPR629-BrickLdGtrRt: G&Lf100-PoJr-SB23l(Durham)ISA1-RNC
Repeatin' Myself (Again)c. '14 Vlayman ProduxI don't mean to be repeating myselfI don't mean to beI don't mean to be repeating myself
But I be repeating myself__I don't mean to be duplicatingI don't to mean beI don't mean to be duplicatingBut I been hating myselfI don't mean to be repeating myselfI don't mean to beI don't mean to be repeating myselfBut I be repeating myselfI ain't intendin' to becomprehendin'I ain't intendin'I ain't intendin' to be comprehendin'
I've no idear what I fuckin' mean__I never planned to be ellipticalI never planned to beI never plan ned to be ellipticalHysterical, hypocritical_I don't mean to be repeating myselfI don't mean to be
I don't mean to be repeating myselfBut I be repeating myselfDrums: NettageBas: Alvz-Brick-dbx160XTVox: RE320-UA110-RNLARthmGtrs: G&Lf100(DODpre)-TT-EVnd3088-PM1000LdGtr:G&Lf100(DODpre)-TT-EVnd3088-PM1000_RE320-PM1000-RNLA Weary & Weirdc. '15 Vlayman ProduxYou come upon me round near closing timeI'm the last in line you oughta wanna talk toAnd when they say that you just ain't my kind you know they're being kindEven tho' they don't want toYou ain't gotta be a- scaredI'm just a little weary and weirdIt's (just) been that kinda night (life)I been here since right after openin'Sittin' here drinkin', yeah, sittin' here and hopin'That all the dreams I have just won't keep floatin'
Away, so whaddya say? You wanna be my dream girl?My week is over and I'm well into the endOf a kinda bender like I ain't had in forever, my friendAnd so I ask you to look at me, right here in the eyeand ask yerself, do ya think I could ever learned to cryDrums: nettage
Bass: EpiGoth-Brick-dbx160XTVox: SennMK4-Summit-1176RthmGtrs: Tele-ProJr-Superlux-ISA1(pad)_MXL860(Durham)-UA710LdGtr:Lzrd-ProJr-Superlux-ISA1(pad)_MXL860(Durham)-UA710I Gave at the Officec. '15 Vlayman ProduxCH I gave at the officeI swear I'm tellin' the truthIt may not be the only explanationBut it's all you can useThey caught me on the cornerI'd thought I'd left it all behindIt wasn't like I knew there was a risk, noThat I was runnin' outta timeI seen a shadow on the paving stonesAs I crossed the alleywayI seen that they was comin' at meThere's nothin more I wanna sayBut yeah, I layed my money downA hunnert dollars on the groundAnd when they bent down to pick it upIs when I fucked 'em upSo if the police say they wanna knowIf the lawyer says you gotta sayYou tell 'em that you hadda lend me beer moneyNot really knowin' when you'd get paidDrums: BLBass: HnrJazz-VC3QVox: MXLv77-UA110-MeekC2BV's: Solaris-UA110-MeekC2RthmGtrs: MIJstrat(digivrb)-ProJr-Superluxpr628-ISA1(pad)_MXLryr-UA710(pad)
LdGtr: Paul(digivrb)-ProJr-Superluxpr628-ISA1(pad)_MXLryr-UA710(pad)
Lighthousec. '15On the lonely sea of lifeIt's hard to see where I'm goin'Onna cloudy rainy nightWhere there ain't no stars are showin'
Oh, won't you show me where I amOh, won't ya help me understand
Be my shining lightMy lighthouse in the nightOh, My lighthouse in the nightWay off the rocky coastOut on the stormy oceanI been tryna make the mostOf whatever you been showin' meOh, won't you show me where I amon't ya help me understandBe my guiding lightMy lighthouse in the nightIt's like I'm onna one man raftLost at sea and so aloneAnd you might be the very lastThe last to ever know meOh, won't you show me where I amhwon't ya help me understandBe my shining lightMy lighthouse in the nightOn the lonely sea of lifeIt's hard to see where I'm goin'nna cloudy rainy nightWhere there ain't no stars are showin'
Drums: NettageBass: HnrHdlessJazz-Brick-dbx160XTVox: RE320-UA110-RNLA
RthmGtrs: G&Lf100(FX98-DODpre)-TT-EVnd3088-PM1000_RE320-PM1000-RNLA
Without Youc. '15 Vlayman ProduxI'm pretty sure now that you've left me here with my jonesThere ain't no point in my staying here all alone
I'm thinkin' that I know just what I'm gonna do What it will take to see me throughI'm pretty sure now that you've gone and taken all my purposeThere ain't no point in letting alla this get worseAnd I'm thinkin' that I know just what I'm gonna doWhat it will take to see me throughI'm sure I'm sure how it is I want to carry on and I knowThere ain't no point in my staying here, I gotta goI'm thinkin' that I know just what I'm gonna doWhat it will take to see me throughI'm going nowhere without youI'm pretty sure now that all I have now is my jones
There ain't no point in tryna make it home to atoneI'm thinkin' that I know just what I'm gonna doWhat it will take to see me throughI'm going nowhere without you Drums: NettageBass: HnrJazz-Brick-dbx166A
Vox:CADM9-ISA1-RNCGtrs:G&Lf100(digivrb-shrtimer-BarberDD)-ProJR-SupeluxPRA628-BrickThe Lesson c. '15 Vlayman ProduxYer mouth has no filter
You don't care who you hurtYour world's off-kilterSoon you'll nap in the dirtI don't wanna keep you guessin'It's important that you not get to messin'When you see my Smith & WessonI know you'll take this lesson
Yer love has no meaningYou bleed without thoughtYou took all you could babeAnd now you're caughtYer brain has no filterYou don't care if you get hurtYour whole world's off-kilterSoon you'll nap in the dirtI don't wanna keep you guessin'It's important that you not get to messin'When you see my Smith & WessonI know you'll take this lesson
Yer love has no meaningYou bleed without thinkingWhen you see my Smith & WessonI know you'll take this lessonI know you'll take this lesson
Drums: NettageBass: HnrHdls-Brick-dbx160XTGtrs: G&Lf100((MXR+)-Mrshl-D190-Brick-dbx160XT_Mrshl-RE320-UA110-RNLA
G&Lf100-Mrshl-D190-Brick-dbx160XT_Mrshl-RE320-UA110-RNLAVox: MXL V77-UA110-RNLABV's: RE320-UA110-RNLAFunnyc. '14 GCThere was a day, sometime backJust another day, in the pastNobody knowed about that, Nobody knowed about thatNobody knowed about thatThere was a day, I couldn't sayNothin' at all about thatOctober 25, 2014There was a time I lost my mindThat was some time agoThere was a time I lost my mind
Ain't nobody ever supposed to knowThere was a time, I couldn't say
Nothin' at all about thatInsanity is a funny thing ...
.. funny as it gets... are ya laughin' yet?There was a year, back in the dayJust another time that went awayNobody ever stayed, Nobody ever stayedNobody ever stayedThere was a year, I couldn't sayNothin' at all about thatDrums: ClineGtrs: ClineBass: Alvz-EurekaVox: Senn MK4-Eureka
Invincible Mouthc. 15, Adrian Delso & VlaymanInvincible mouth,Wot a north-and-south;Hampsteads shine like gold.Invincible mouth,Cummin' north-to-south;Chicago shines like gold.CH:Don't he look great?
He can't half plate!Slapping it around her minge.Don't she look great?
Not cummin' half lateSlapping it around her minge.Flying through the airWith a boatrace full of hairTalk about pen and ink.Flying through the airNothin's hardly fairTalk about a faceful of stinkNever mind her chuff.If you think that's roughCop a load of her sudden death.Never mind that chuff.If you think that's toughCop a load of her deathly breath.Don't he look great?He can't half plate!Slapping it around her minge.Don't she look great?Not cummin' half lateSlapping it around her minge."Just add widdle and a CRS translator.Drums: paul L_H2Basses: Alvz-Brick-dbx160XTVox:GAPd2-VC1QGts:G&Lf100-HaflerT2-ADAmicrocab-Summit

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Vlayman Chicago, Illinois

Fat, bald and old - could I be anymo' rock-n-roll?
I play guitar, bass, some keys and percussion, and I try to vocalize. I write and record, and I do so obsessively. Also, I like martoonies, a lot, and I raise my kids, whom I also like, a lot.
Look for me at the TapeOp and TalkBass forums, where I'm vvv, or in various bars in the Loop.
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